The Fourth, Homie

yo wassup bra? i was just chillin with ma homies watchin all y’alls fireworks but they were nothin, i tell ya, nothin at all compared to the fireworks i made in bed last night.

just kidding. that was me being gangsta. which i am OBVIOSLY very good at. ANYWAYSSSS the fourth of juky was yeesterday.. no, wait, the day before… I KNOW MY DATES!!!!

so i went with my mom and dad but promptly ditched them after we cam eupon a group of people i didn’t hate. the fireworks i went to where done at the local high school, so i went to watch them there and knew that the likelyhood that i found someone i didn’t hate there to chill with was pretty high. Now, see, i dont’ hate all people, just the majority… JUST KIDDING!!! i lvoe you all. except for you. but i love the rest of you guys!!!! anyways, heres the deal… EERYONE in my elementary school (almost) were preppy, “cool”, annoying, and just plain mean. so i don’t like most of them. ANd for some reason all the preppy annoying kids like me and all they do is get on my nerves so i spent half my night running away from them. they’re not bad people at all… i just don’t like them. but YOU shouldn’t be offended- you’re not preppy!!!! well, YOU are… yes, you. get out of here 😛

Anyways while i was there i actually saw alot of my friends but they were all hanging out either with people i didn’t know, people who scared me, or peole that i didn’t like. so i jus stayed in my little clique most of the time.

Me and my firend, lets call her casquatch,  were buying smoothies and we were watching this girl. she was yelling something at some guy and laughing really high pitch and annoying. then she threw up her arms and her shirt came up to just under her… well, you know. so we started laughing at her. then she turned around to run away, and we saw that when she put her hands down she had grabbed her butt. she was just standing there.. groping her own butt… very strange girl…

but THEN when we sat down on th ebleachers, we looked behind us and… there she was!!! buttgirl was RIGHT BEHIND US  and was doing her annoying laugh with another one of her annoying slut friends. And everything me and casquatch said and did, they copied. We started man-singing the national anthum and so did they. then we started ohhing and ahhing at all the sucky firewaorks and so did they. then, everytime we saw a firework we yelled BOOM and… need i say it again. then when they were over and we were walking away, we heard buttgirrl say: “wait… what was that even for?” ahhhhh…. how i love stupid people

i mean, seriously… its the fourth of july! how do you NOT know why there are firewrks? i mean, SERIOUSLY????

anyways, i’ll be updating alot more now that i have found my password, which i previously lost. so be prepared for more epicness coming your way soon!!!!!

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