The Fourth, Homie

yo wassup bra? i was just chillin with ma homies watchin all y’alls fireworks but they were nothin, i tell ya, nothin at all compared to the fireworks i made in bed last night.

just kidding. that was me being gangsta. which i am OBVIOSLY very good at. ANYWAYSSSS the fourth of juky was yeesterday.. no, wait, the day before… I KNOW MY DATES!!!!

so i went with my mom and dad but promptly ditched them after we cam eupon a group of people i didn’t hate. the fireworks i went to where done at the local high school, so i went to watch them there and knew that the likelyhood that i found someone i didn’t hate there to chill with was pretty high. Now, see, i dont’ hate all people, just the majority… JUST KIDDING!!! i lvoe you all. except for you. but i love the rest of you guys!!!! anyways, heres the deal… EERYONE in my elementary school (almost) were preppy, “cool”, annoying, and just plain mean. so i don’t like most of them. ANd for some reason all the preppy annoying kids like me and all they do is get on my nerves so i spent half my night running away from them. they’re not bad people at all… i just don’t like them. but YOU shouldn’t be offended- you’re not preppy!!!! well, YOU are… yes, you. get out of here 😛

Anyways while i was there i actually saw alot of my friends but they were all hanging out either with people i didn’t know, people who scared me, or peole that i didn’t like. so i jus stayed in my little clique most of the time.

Me and my firend, lets call her casquatch,  were buying smoothies and we were watching this girl. she was yelling something at some guy and laughing really high pitch and annoying. then she threw up her arms and her shirt came up to just under her… well, you know. so we started laughing at her. then she turned around to run away, and we saw that when she put her hands down she had grabbed her butt. she was just standing there.. groping her own butt… very strange girl…

but THEN when we sat down on th ebleachers, we looked behind us and… there she was!!! buttgirl was RIGHT BEHIND US  and was doing her annoying laugh with another one of her annoying slut friends. And everything me and casquatch said and did, they copied. We started man-singing the national anthum and so did they. then we started ohhing and ahhing at all the sucky firewaorks and so did they. then, everytime we saw a firework we yelled BOOM and… need i say it again. then when they were over and we were walking away, we heard buttgirrl say: “wait… what was that even for?” ahhhhh…. how i love stupid people

i mean, seriously… its the fourth of july! how do you NOT know why there are firewrks? i mean, SERIOUSLY????

anyways, i’ll be updating alot more now that i have found my password, which i previously lost. so be prepared for more epicness coming your way soon!!!!!

Hits, Clicks, Visits

so i resontly got alot of visits to my site 😉

i say its because of my tags. they can be convienant, i suppose. i actually tagged my post for the first time last night, and i quess that it had a good outcome. so i’ll do it more often, i suppose.

anyways, whats the difference between hits clicks and visits?

i would think that visits woluld just be anyone randmoly showing up on your site. clicks should be counted everytime they click on something. but hots should only be if people actuall like it. thing is, they’re all the same, so whatever.

my bud almost has 200 hits i barely have 50.  its probably because hes funny and likable.

me? not so much.

now, now, i know what your thinking- pore little girl with low self esteem!!!! your beautiful, child, so sweet, so innocent. theres nothing wrong with you!!!! just be yourself, and you can have all the friends you want!!!!

and this is what im thinking- ummm EXCUSE ME? i never said noone like me, you little BLEEP!!!!! i only said i am not fnny or likeable!!!! and if you could be reading my thoughts right now, i think you would not find me very likable, now would you? unless you think this is funny . . . ??? because if so, i can fix that little laugh of yours so it dont come back!!!

okay, but dont worry. i only think about u like that if you get on my nerves. which you dont. cuz i dont know you.

see, i am the type of person you have to get used to, i guess.

some people say im mean- i say im sensible to  ignoraance and stupidity. suppose its the same thing.

see, there are only a few people i find not ignorant or stupid: heres a list-

  • Friend on blog. (the one with almost 200 hits? hes really cool. i have a link to his blog on my blogroll click on: my friends blog!!!)
  • best friend. (think its from spending to much time with me)
  • other best friend. (same reason)
  • and a few other select and honored people

notice how i did not name myself. cuz i believe even i, the almighty beastly chick who should rule the world, have flaws.

one of them is ignorance.

another is stupidity.

now of course, i dont believe it- but i remind myself its true everysay.

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waaaaaiiiiiiiiiittttt . . . . . .

arn’t i supposed to be talking about hits?